Xelana

yay for pirates!

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:20:20 GMT

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow

Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

96%

Batman, the Dark Knight

88%

Lara Croft

79%

Indiana Jones

71%

James Bond, Agent 007

71%

William Wallace

67%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

Maximus

54%

The Terminator

50%

El Zorro

50%

Neo, the "One"

42%

The Hunt is on! x-posted to Myspace

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:28:54 GMT

Hi guys! Troy is officially moved in and is now looking for a job. Any help that you can give us would be wonderful. He is looking for something in Customer Service but can also do construction and a myriad of other things. So if you know of someone who is hiring, please let me know.

Thank you all and I love your faces!

had to be done

Tue, 20 May 2008 22:49:25 GMT

moar funny pictures

i made a cat macro

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:01:42 GMT

moar funny pictures

grrr...

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:14:38 GMT

i detest being ignored. the end.

wow... posting to lj... stolen from Bean

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:43:54 GMT

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Not as easy as you might think. Remember: one word answers.
1. Where is your mobile phone? purse
2. Your significant other? home
3. Your hair? up
4. Your mother? crazy
5. Your father? nuts
6. Your favorite thing? sparkly
7.Your dream last night? scary
8. Your favorite drink? adult
9. Your dream/goal? money
10. The room you're in? pirate
11. Your ex? weird
12. Your fear? falling
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happyland
14. Where were you last night? Sleeping
15. What you're not? skinny
16. Muffins? blueberry
17. One of your wish list items? camera
18. Where you grew up? everywhere
19. The last thing you did? forward
20. What are you wearing? pants
21. Your TV? small
22. Your pets? dead
23. Your computer? better
24. Your life? better
25. Your mood? better
26. Missing someone? troy
27. Your car? expensive
28. Something you're not wearing? Bra
29. Favorite Store? Dots
30. Your summer? hot
31. Like someone? lots
32. Your favorite color? pink
33. When is the last time you laughed? sketch
34. Last time you cried? lonley

mojo

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:57:55 GMT

I need a major dose of good luck ... not going to jinx it by saying why... just think good thoughts for me. I won't know until the middle of the month but this could have an amazing impact on my life.

thanks

Xelana

Ike Turner is dead

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:14:33 GMT

- Ike Turner, whose role as one of rock's critical architects was overshadowed by his ogrelike image as the man who brutally abused former wife Tina Turner, died Wednesday at his home in suburban San Diego. He was 76.

"He did pass away this morning" at his home in San Marcos, said Scott M. Hanover of Thrill Entertainment Group, which managed Turner's musical career.

There was no immediate word on the cause of death, which was first reported by celebrity Web site TMZ.com.

Turner managed to rehabilitate his image somewhat in later years, touring around the globe with his band the Kings of Rhythm and drawing critical acclaim for his work. He won a Grammy in 2007 in the traditional blues album category for "Risin' With the Blues."

But his image is forever identified as the drug-addicted, wife-abusing husband of Tina Turner. He was hauntingly portrayed by Laurence Fishburne in the movie "What's Love Got To Do With It," based on Tina Turner's autobiography.

Me thinks the interwebs doth get sillier every day.

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:15:11 GMT

I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die no Xelana will pity me.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

house phone

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:58:03 GMT

my home phone will no longer have voice mail as of tomorrow. if you need to get a message to me call my cell.

I don't know

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:40:02 GMT

I don't know that i have ever been so pissed off that my ears are ringing and burning. Now i get the whole blood singing in your ears thing. Don't ask why. It is the same old shit.

My face is hot. My fingers are freezing. I want to hit someone just to watch them hurt. Get in my car and drive like a fucking demolition derby through the streets of this wretched, twisted, drama filled town. I want to walk up to some of these disgusting, vapid little whores and squeeze their throats until their eyes pop out.

I'm not drunk. I'm not sad. I am fucking livid. Hostile. I need to invent a new word to describe it.

First Friday

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:41:02 GMT

New in five points - the first friday of every month the shops in five points are open till 9 with wine, cheese, art shows and promos. Followed by a 9:15 film screening **** BYOB and a blanket *** to the 5 points theater. This week the film is Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window. The movie is $5.

Doesn't that sound like fun?????

I am so going... even i can come up with $5.

Little things

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:05:11 GMT

You used to be beautiful
Little girl... with your red golden curls
You used to be special
Little thing... with your tear drop wings.

Two staring fairies
Two hearts clamoring
This is the time for now
This is the time for us

You're used to the good life
Little darling... with your green eyes glaring
You're used to sacrifice
Little amazon... you can feel it coming on

Two staring fairies
Two hearts clamoring
This is the time for now
This is the time for us

We've gone down this road before
Little dreams... things aren't what they seem
We've rowed this boat ashore
Little waves... it's you I crave

Two staring fairies
Two hearts clamoring
This is the time for now
This is the time for us

round here...

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:44:29 GMT

Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
And in between the moon and you the angels get a better view
Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right
I walk in the air between the rain through myself and back again
Where? I dont know
Maria says shes dying through the door I hear her crying
Why? I dont know

Round here we always stand up straight
Round here something radiates

Maria came from nashville with a suitcase in her hand
She said shed like to meet a boy who looks like elvis
She walks along the edge of where the ocean meets the land
Just like shes walking on a wire in the circus
She parks her car outside of my house
Takes her clothes off
Says shes close to understanding jesus
She knows shes more than just a little misunderstood
She has trouble acting normal when shes nervous

Round here were carving out our names
Round here we all look the same
Round here we talk just like lions
But we sacrifice like lambs
Round here shes slipping through my hands

Sleeping children better run like the wind
Out of the lightning dream
Mamas little baby better get herself in
Out of the lightning

She says its only in my head
She says shhh I know its only in my head
But the girl on car in the parking lot says
man you should try to take a shot
Cant you see my walls are crumbling?
Then she looks up at the building and says shes thinking of jumping
She says shes tired of life she must be tired of something

Round here shes always on my mind
Round here hey man got lots of time
Round here were never sent to bed early
And nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late
I cant see nothing, nothing round here
Catch me if Im falling... catch me if i'm falling down on you..
you see i'm under the gun ...
round here.

i really hope that there comes a day when i feel like this

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:56:20 GMT

the Dresden Dolls - Good day

So you don't want to hear about my good song?
And you don't want to hear about how i am getting on
With all the things that i can get done
The sun is in the sky & i am by my lonesome
So you don't want to hear about my good day?
You have better things to do than to hear me say

God its been a lovely day! everything's been going my way
I took out the trash today and i'm on fire...

So you don't want to hear about my good friends?
You don't have the guts to take the truth or consequence
Success is in the eye of the beholder
And its looking even better over your cold shoulder

I'm not suggesting you get to line me up for questioning
But Jesus think about the bridges you are burning
And i'm betting
That even though you knew it from the start
You'd rather be a bitch than be an ordinary broken heart

So go ahead and talk about your bad day...
I want all the details of the pain and misery
That you are inflicting on the others
I consider them my sisters and I want their numbers

God its been a lovely day! everything's been going my way
I took up croquet today and i'm on fire

I picked up the pieces of my broken ego
I have finally made my peace as far as you and me go
But i'd love to have you up to see the place
& i'd like to do more than survive i'd like to rub it in your face.....

Hey! its been a lovely day! everything's been going my way
I had so much fun today and i'm on fire
God it's been a lovely day everything's been going my way
Ever since you went away hey i'm on fire.....
I'm on fire...
I'm on fire...
So you don't want to hear about my good day?

Sad Day :(

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:00:01 GMT

ROME - Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday. He was 71. He was the son of a singing baker and became the king of the high C's.

Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer and underwent treatment last month, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement.

His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among family at friends at his side, manager Terri Robson said.

"The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer," Robson said. "In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness."

New Years

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:17:39 GMT

I know that we had mentioned planning a pirate themed New Years party however... it is not going to happen. Sorry if that lets anyone down.

Bitter sweet

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:06:49 GMT

The bitter

It is over. He is gone.

The sweet

In three hours i will be at the Ratt/Poison show.

Happy Birthday

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:27:27 GMT

Happy Birthday Jenx!!

Company Policy

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:47:11 GMT

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2007

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing
you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every
effort should be made to have non-employees attend the
funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where
employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be
scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work through your lunch hour and
subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders"
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need
to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their averag e figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Not really sure how to put this

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:36:11 GMT

I don't know how many of you knew her but Cisco, who used to hang out with us at Pat and Gina's, has passed away. Her services will be at Hardage-Giddens on Blanding Blvd (5753 Blanding). Visitation will be Wednesday from 6 - 8. and the service is at 10 AM Thursday.

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:47:31 GMT

Happy Birthday Erin!

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 14:41:23 GMT

Happy Birthday to Bean, Happy Birthday to Bean, Happy BIIIIRRRRTTTTHHHHDAAAAYYY dear Bean Head, Happy Birthday to Bean.

Stupid fucking whores

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:02:32 GMT

To all stupid whores.... do not fuck with my friends. i do not like it. It makes me very angry. If you are a stupid whore, stay with your ignorant white trash tribe and leave my fucking friends alone. If you can't find another way to support yourself than sucking the life out of people and making them believe that you actually give a shit... stay away. Your vagina is not the gateway to heaven and your slutty looks will only get you so far. I hope that you find some sort of happiness in ripping people apart. The reason that you act this way is because you are too fucking scared to actually live your own life. You are a bottom feeder. A waste of space. A life support system for a cunt.

Happy Day for Mom

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:15:02 GMT

After three and a half long years of waiting, lawyers, stubborn doctors and mountains of paperwork, my mom got her disability approved today. It will be backdated from the day she last worked. She just called me in happy tears. Apparently the judge was wonderful. He could have taken another 3 months to deliberate but he said "Honey, you have been through enough. I am going to go ahead and approve you so that you can have the financial freedom to feel better and go on with your life". If i could find him i would kiss him.

Thank you to everyone who has kept her in your thoughts.

She saw the surgeon Monday and he said that since she was high risk that she would need to see a endochrinologist before he could safely operate but he feels confident that he can remove the tumor with no trouble.